i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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