I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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