they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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