Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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