god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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