Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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