Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Can i not drive my cunt home
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I had to cum in my sink.
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