he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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