This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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