Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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