Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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