You made me cry and you don't even care
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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