real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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