That's intense
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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