so that wasnt chicken after all
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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