just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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