I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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