Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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