so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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