Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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