is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
