And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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