More tranny stories later!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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