After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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