You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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