Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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