If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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