Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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