You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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