Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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