How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
how does that bad decision feel?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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