The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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