I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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