I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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