I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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