He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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