I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
As shirtless as possible
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
