He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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