Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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