is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
