just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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