Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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