.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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