How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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