I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
