Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
