If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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