I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
When are your genitals available?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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