If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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