so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Randomize
