It's Friday. Sex?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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