Your face is a jimmy john
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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