he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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